If I were a STOCK...

I was recently chatting a friend of mine..and we were discussing the gradual increase in my weight since 8 years :)

A brief intro about this Interesting yet Weird person..Letz call him Mr.X - He is a total business freak...He breathes shares, stocks, stock exchanges!! His world is Capital Market!! He acts as if hez born to rule the Business Universe!! Well, on a serious note ..this guy is an expert on the stock market/ capital market front..he knows a lot more than what people of his age would generally know...

Coming back to my chat... I was telling him how incessantly I have been putting on weight and how much I am striving to decrease it...He being the usual uncanny self started relating thingz and speaking in Business termz...This is what he had 2 say..

Mr.X: so u have maintained the momemtum
Shilpz: yeaa..(Unfortunately)
Mr.X: if you were a stock i would have invested in you
Shilpz: HUH!!
MR.X: i like stocks which have clear momemtum
Shilpz: Gawd....manshyarannu stocks ge compare madtya (COMPARIN PPL 2 STOCKS??)
Mr.X: hahaha...but technically i think you are in a consolidation phase
you know this is a very important phase
it produces a band
if you fluctuate within this band for sometime and breakout on either side - i.e you either gain more weight or lose weight - then that will be the next momemtum
next direction of move
Shilpz: hmm (soo boring)!!
Mr.X: U know technical analysis says - if a stock maintains its momentum for a long time , then its really hard to bring it down bcoz people would have got used to buying it and nobody will sell it
so in your case
Shilpz: AM NT A STOCK
Mr.X: your body would have got used to storing and saving rather than spending it
Shilpz: I AM TO BE DONE A BIOLOGICAL ANALYSIS NOT Technical Analysis!!! PHEW!!

Well..Wat a KILLING thought isnt it?!!? :) NOT that I agree to it though!! :) lolzz

Watever be the analysis..I will strive hard n make sure I lose some weight,atleast to stamp down the UPWARD MOMENTUM and prove my point !! :)